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Name: Lemon
Location: Cape Girardeau, Missouri, United States
Gender: Male
Interests: lemons, the reading therof. Building robots, blowing things up, building robots that blow things up. Building lemon-reading robots that blow things up.
Expertise: reading lemons, robotics, quantum physics, time travel
Occupation: Computer related (Internet)
Industry: Computers (Internet)
Message: message me
Member Since:
4/14/2005
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Cobwebs
From Blog
Is it alive? No it isn't. Bullet tyme (that's time in awesome)
- I built an AK. (romanian kit with a HAND DREMELED (No pussy Milling machine) receiver.)
- I built a Vz-61 Skorpion sub-machine gun in a semi pistol (Friggin awesome, my new second favorite toy.)
- I got a Mosin-Nagant from one of my dad's friends. (paid $50 for it and re-blued an old enfield sporter for them.)
- My Alienware blew up a week after I dropped $100 on a new battery. (AKDNDKAADFCCE)
- I'm in the process of getting enough money to buy a receiver for my FN FAL kit that I bought at Knob Creek. (I hope that when setting the headspace on this gun that I do it right. It's not an AK.)
- I shot my Golfball launcher for my AK. (That's the two golfballs that hit the ISS.)
- I have to do chores for my uncle because he hurt his back and had surgery. )Bastard(
- It's cold.
- It's FUCKING cold. (that's F-COLD degrees)
- I acquired an old lawn tractor and have begun modifying it to be dangerous (Read: FAST)
That's about it. I'm really bored. I need to get my license and a job. (GASP) I know but I need money for guns. The damn things aren't cheap. They eat money like I eat pizza: in immeasurable amounts.
Whatever, go away.
P.S. FUCK the Chatterbox.
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| Currently Mind Numbingly
Bored
By Time
Look, I decided to update mah crap. Cool of me, huh? I cleaned the page up a little bit, fixed the chatterbox. I'm so awesome. Well, what have I been doing?
- Fixing my house.
- Shooting things
- Looking at porn
- Watching T.V.
- Looking at porn
- Set up a Flickr account
- Added porn to Flickr account
You know, all the normal stuff. Oh, and I almost forgot, I also built a high powered laser. Yeah, I know. You may ask "How can I do that" Or "Why would you do that" Or "What are you sticking in my ear", and I would answer: You can't, because I can, and my wiener. So there...
Just go look at the pictures and video: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lemonmaster0/sets/72157615265768032/
PHR-803T Blu-ray Diode Running at 125ma to get ~110Mw of Power = Awesome in your hand. I light fireworks with it. If I could just stop getting clipped in the eye with reflections, it can cause permanant eye damage. I have "Super advanced laser protection goggles" (read: Sunglasses from my grandma). The price was about $100, but it's costing about $150 with some of the other stuff I got. I'm trying to increase it's range so I can kill people in France, because no one likes the French, do they?
And on that bombshell, I leave you for another undetermined amount of time. Bye.
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| Currently What?
Why
By I don't even care.
Yes, no update again. What do you expect? I'm really lazy. Oh, and you will be happy to know that My porn is safe. I have saved it onto my drive and burned it onto 2 Dual-layer DVD's and 1 CD-R. My laptop was fixed shortly after. I am typing this on it right now.
So far It's doing fine. Puppy linux 4.1, bitches. It has a couple of bugs, but it works overall. I even got Unreal Tournament working in Wine. The bugs are small: Caps lock gets stUCK SOMETIMES, and my volume buttons don't work on the keyboard. But, hey. What do you expect?
The next step is to buy a new battery, for porn viewing on the go.
Well, I've gotta go for now, but i'll update sooner than last time, I promise.
Bye.
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| Currently Crushing
The Innocent
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ROFLCOPTERS? I hasn't updated in months... Why? Because I have other things to do. Like eat...and download porn.
Speaking of porn, let's all have a moment of silence for my Laptop... as it was nailed by a virus.
A rescue attempt is underway to save my porn from the clutches of Digital Hell. I will attempt to move it all to my new 750GB ext. drive. Then I will back it up on cds, so that when the world ends I will still have my porn. If my data survives, then I will install Linux on my laptop. No more viruses for me, cuz Linux raeps viruses like I rape horses, only without the whole 'getting arrested' thing.
As my data was transferring, I got bored. I decided to go shoot my STEN. Yes, yes I know. I am cool. I did actually finish something for once. My STEN rocks like your mom did last night: long and hard. I decided to not build it Full-auto because of the whole 'federal prison' thing. It shoots beautifully as a semi auto though. Hardly no kick, simple, reliable, just a damn good gun. Of course if you want to hit anything with it, you'll have to throw it at the target. Accuracy is nonexistant on this thing. Probably due to the sights being welded on to make it look good.
The punch power isn't high either. My AK can shoot through body armor and keep moving, this thing couldn't shoot through a dirt clod (literally, I tried it. The bullet was laying next to it.). But I bought the AK, I built the STEN by hand. Using a drill press, dremel tool, and at one point: a jigsaw and welder. Granted, the MK III is suppost to be harder to build then the MK II. But, after building the MK III, the MK II is easy. I also bought cool stuff for my STEN. Like a period accurate reproduction case, an original mag loader, and another complete parts set for spare parts. Yeah, I know you hate me now.
The STEN is also not nearly as loud as my AK. My AK sounds like a cannon, the STEN is loud but I can shoot it without earplugs. It is, after all, only 9mm.
Well I've got to go watch my data transfer. Bye.
P.S. The only thing keeping me from building a Thompson as my next gun is the price of the parts. The sten cost less than $200. A Thompson will cost around $1000. 
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| Currently researching
Stamp collecting
By My Computer
What has happened to me in the countless months that I haven't updated? Well, lets bullet them:
- I've given up weapons
- I've given up porn (ew)
- I've given up lemons
- I've become a monk
- I got a job in customer service for a Christian community
- I decided to take up Stamp collecting.
- My project for Votec was completed on time, and awesome.
That's about it. I have decided to turn over a new leaf, as it were. See you later.
P.S. I lied throughout this entire update. lol..........j00 n00b.
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